Episodes

Thursday May 30, 2019
EPISODE 2.19 - His Middle Name is "Sand" (Legends Google Autofill Game)
Thursday May 30, 2019
Thursday May 30, 2019
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast--your source of geekly entertainment!
As if there hasn't been enough Star Wars Legends this season, we're back with one of our favorite games and a dynamic duo--Jon Snow and Tyrion Lannister!
...okay, not really. Too soon for a Game of Thrones joke?
Anyway, join Seth and David this week as they ask and answer Google's top questions about Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. We'll also discover that David and Seth have learned how to alphabet since the last time they did a Star Wars episode; but that the internet, to no one's surprise, doesn't do grammar so well...
Fact Checks & Extra Stuff! - Seth
Weekly GEM (Seth) - The thing I didn't mention from Fire Emblem Fates is the fact that, having been reunited with your birth mother for the first time since your birth, you then kill her with a magical exploding sword that you didn't know was actually a bomb and then turn into a giant ragey dragon monster. And that's the prologue. Then again, that's pretty standard for Fire Emblem.
"Does Obi-Wan appear in Star Wars: Rebels?" -- Actually, he does. Though it's not from the Legends canon, Old Ben Kenobi features in an episode of the show's third season, "Twin Suns," in a final fight with his nemesis Darth Maul...who somehow knows where he is...when the entire Empire has been hunting Jedi for the last nineteen years and can't find him...
"Does Obi-Wan die?" -- According to my math, neither Vader nor Obi-Wan was as old as the characters in Up. At the time of A New Hope, Vader would have been forty-one years old, while Ben would have been fifty-seven. But just 'cause it's fun, here's the fight between Carl and Charles Muntz from Up.
"Does Obi-Wan have PTSD?" -- A'Sharad Hett is another Jedi who survived Order 66, but fell to the dark side through his desire for vengeance against the Empire. After a duel with Obi-Wan on Tatooine (resulting in the latter removing another forearm with a lightsaber), A'Sharad Hett wandered the galaxy and eventually resurfaced nearly one hundred and fifty years later as Darth Krayt, leader of the One Sith. You can find his full story in the Star Wars: Legacy comics.
"Does Anakin Skywalker have a middle name?" -- "Consort of the Lady Vader" is the title originally given to Han Solo by the Noghri in Dark Force Rising. ;) They later start calling him "Han clan Solo," but that first one makes me laugh every time I read it.
"Why does Anakin Skywalker join the dark side?" -- YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
"What does 'Obi-Wan' mean?" -- I couldn't find anything conclusive on this, aside from the fact that you can write his name as if he were a droid: OB-1-KNB. Beep boop.
"How did Anakin Skywalker's Padawan die?" -- Shaak Ti was not fated to survive Revenge of the Sith. There are at least two deleted scenes of her being killed from that film: first at the beginning by General Grievous (as David mentioned), and then again during the attack on the Jedi Temple by Anakin Skywalker (replacing the scene in the final cut of him murdering the younglings). No love for Shaak Ti, apparently...
"Does Anakin Skywalker scar?" -- Here is the entire fight, from Star Wars: Clone Wars Adventures (2003), featuring the climactic duel between Anakin and Asajj Ventress on Yavin 4. This is the moment in the Legends canon where Anakin gets his notable facial scar, as well as being the moment that convinces the Jedi Council to promote him to full Knighthood. On the subject of scars, here's an official explanation for the scar on Harrison Ford's chin.
"Can Anakin Skywalker use Force lightning?" -- The way it's explained in-universe is that you can only project Force lightning through a flesh-and-blood hand, and since Anakin had only one and a half arms at the point where he was powerful enough to be able to summon it, his potential for doing so was dramatically diminished. Interestingly, Force lightning has a light-side counterpart dubbed "electric judgment," seen to be used by Jedi such as Plo Koon and Luke Skywalker in a handful of places.
"Does Obi-Wan like Asajj Ventress?" -- Though most probably think Duchess Satine from the Clone Wars animated series is the forbidden love we keep mentioning, it's actually a fellow Jedi. Siri Tachi was a fellow learner when Obi-Wan was Qui-Gon's Padawan. The two were really close, and when both were Knights almost left the order together to pursue something. ...and then she was killed by a bounty hunter named Magus months before the Clone Wars broke out. :( OTP...

Thursday Apr 25, 2019
EPISODE 2.14 - Does Your Head Hurt Yet? (Time Travel/Paradoxes in Pop Culture)
Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast--your source of geekly entertainment!
Welcome to a very philosophical, literary-heavy episode of the GNAPcast! Pull out your bubble pipes and settle down in that armchair in front of the fire, because today we're talking about one of the most prevalent story devices in pop culture--time travel.
It's an idea that's been around for a few hundred years by now, meaning that time travel has infiltrated almost every single storytelling medium that exists--and we're gonna tackle most of them. Along the way, we'll also talk about some amusing (and confusing) paradoxes, learn why filial relationships can get really complicated when time travel is involved, and that Seth seems to be missing something... quite a few somethings, actually.
Seth's Fun Fact:
I had several other paradoxes to talk about that we didn't quite have time for in the episode, but if you want a fun mental exercise, google the "bootstrap paradox" and try to puzzle that one out. It's quite fascinating! *blows bubbles from bubble pipe*

Thursday Mar 07, 2019
EPISODE 2.7 - Quotable Quotes and Memorable Lines (Geeky Trivia Game)
Thursday Mar 07, 2019
Thursday Mar 07, 2019
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast--your source of geekly entertainment!
It's time for a new game, one that may or may not be a little bit complicated! Join David and Seth this week as they test each others' knowledge of movie and book quotes from some of their favourite geeky, nerdy topics. Along the way, we'll also discover that Seth has an absurd memory for names, while David might possibly spend just a little bit too much time on the internet.
From Star Wars to Sherlock, come along with us as we fight to the death for supremacy! ...in a trivia game. So, you know. Non-lethally. Unless someone has figured out how to win a war using only trivia quotes, in which case it would be lethal. Hmm... maybe we should market that.
Whatever the case may be, enjoy this game of improbable trivia!

Thursday Feb 21, 2019
EPISODE 2.5 - My Name is Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl Book 1 Quiz)
Thursday Feb 21, 2019
Thursday Feb 21, 2019
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast--your source of geekly entertainment!
And now for something completely unrelated to Star Wars, for once--it's time for another quiz that we probably should have studied for!
Join Seth, David, and their first guest of Season 2, as they debate and logic their way through twenty-four questions about Artemis Fowl, a series of excellent science-fantasy young-adult novels. (As such, this episode contains extensive spoilers about the first book in the series. You have been warned.)
Along the way, we discover that Seth has a really odd memory for anatomical descriptions, David wants to recreate the vocal tones of the mesmer, and that all three of us have read too many books!
This episode features Shelby, a theater design major who really hates drawing fingers.

Thursday Dec 20, 2018
EPISODE 28 - The Scene Before Christmas (S1 Bonus #4)
Thursday Dec 20, 2018
Thursday Dec 20, 2018
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast!
'Twas the week before Christmas and all 'cross the booth, not a creature was stirring save three nerdy goofs.
Seth Andrew and Cassie were having some fun, then David said, "Hey wait, I'll record that one."
He dashed to the console and set up some mics, then checked to eliminate awkward volume spikes;
And with a thumbs-up we all started to talk, in accents with a script that was no cakewalk;
Til finally we came to the end of the scene, and now here it is-- you'll see what we mean.
The Mousetrap invites now, all cheerful and odd, but as we perform it, there's no need to applaud.
A wintertime mystery to dry all your tears, or at least that's the hope til Season 2 premieres!

Wednesday Nov 21, 2018
EPISODE 27 - Mythological Creatures and Where They're From (S1 Bonus #3)
Wednesday Nov 21, 2018
Wednesday Nov 21, 2018
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast! Here, for your listening pleasure, is the third installment of the GNAPcast Season 1 bonus features!
In a special aftershow episode following their discussion on Greek mythology, join Seth and David again as they chat about their favourite mythological monsters (as well as some less mythological ones), and show exactly why they should never be freestyle rappers in a new bit called "Deliberately Awkward Raps!"
Now for some quick updates:
Season 2 of the GNAPcast will premiere in January 2019! We have a lot of new things in store for this season and can't wait to share them with you.
We mentioned this one being a Patreon episode at the very beginning. That was a plan we had for the GNAPcast that wasn't able to go anywhere at the time due to life, but we are working on setting up a Patreon account! You can follow Seth on Twitter @seaofinkmedia for updates and whatnot.

Thursday Jul 19, 2018
Episode 19 - Would You Rather 7: Do You Wanna Be An X-Man?
Thursday Jul 19, 2018
Thursday Jul 19, 2018
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast! Here we go again--it's time once again to debate our way through the Internet throug the predictably wacky Would You Rather!
Join David, Seth, and our new friend Anna as we answer those questions absolutely no one is asking, discovering new things about each other in the process! After freeing our inner carpenter, we find out that Anna enjoys drinking shots of maple syrup, that in addition to being a monkey, Seth apparently also really, really wants superpowers; and that David thinks responsibility is the worst superpower anyone can have. Hey, wait a minute...
This episode features Anna, a theater afficionado from Iowa who doesn't want to be experimented on by the government and likes walking...even at the expense of an arm.
You can play along at home, too! Ask yourself only the most important question: Would You Rather?

Thursday Jul 05, 2018
EPISODE 17 - Would You Rather 6: One Sherlock in a World of Watsons
Thursday Jul 05, 2018
Thursday Jul 05, 2018
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast! It's that time again--time to spin the Wheel of Mor...uh, that is, to play Would You Rather!
Join David, Seth, and new guest Jesse as we once again try to logic our way through the Internet, with some life-altering questions and bizarrely thought-provoking conundrums (to absolutely no one's surprise). As Jesse points out, some of these are simply terrible, but we do find out that Seth wishes he was a genius, we all prefer the Beatles over the Rolling Stones, and that despite our best efforts, none of us can do the Epic Trailer Guy's voice.
This episode features Jesse, a computer engineer from Missouri who thinks Dawn of Justice would've been better with Nicholas Cage in it and hates sleep. (But really, don't we all at some point?)
You can play along at home, too! Ask yourself only the most important question: Would You Rather?

Thursday Jun 21, 2018
EPISODE 15 - Would You Rather 5: We've Gone Mainstream!
Thursday Jun 21, 2018
Thursday Jun 21, 2018
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast! Here we go again--we're about to tackle another lively attempt to logic through some bizarre and totally relevant hypothetical situations--it's Would You Rather!
Join David, Seth, and brand-new guest Abi on an adventure through the Internet, where we discover that after 15 episodes we've managed to finally go mainstream!...according to this game, at least. We also learn that David wishes he had a Batcave, Seth wants to be an Ewok, and that some of us (not naming any names) really, really hate spiders.
This episode features Abi, a broadcasting tech-in-training from Ohio who has no sense of balance and thinks Superman is overpowered. (You can decide for yourselves if she's right, we refuse to comment.)
You can play along at home, too! Ask yourself only the most important question: Would You Rather?

Thursday May 31, 2018
EPISODE 12 - A Crash (and Burn) Course in Greek Mythology
Thursday May 31, 2018
Thursday May 31, 2018
Heyyy, welcome to the GNAPcast! This week, David and Seth break all kinds of GNAPcast trends on the show, including not talking about Harry Potter for the first time in three episodes! Join us as we chat about different aspects of Greek mythology, ranging from its inclusion in pop culture to the Illiad and Odyssey to a really terrible pun we didn't catch until editing! (But hopefully we're all a little smarter by the end...)
MINOR SPOILERS for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, should such a thing be an issue for you. You have been warned!
P.S. If you're curious about the sketch we mentioned in this episode, you can find it on our YouTube channel here: Who's On First?
DISCLAIMER: The GNAPcast does not endorse acts such as eating babies, attempting flight with wax-and-feather wings, or flirting with everything female within a ten-mile radius. Don't worry, all of that will make sense.